Category Archives: GENERAL

Hallowine and Spirits: What To Serve the Sots on Spook Night

Trick or trink, smell my dink, give me something good to drink… When  it comes to suggesting Halloween hooch, wine writers can take one of two paths: One is to recommend all the customary cornballs classics like PoiZin (by Armida … Continue reading

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The Importance of the GI

I received a press release yesterday containing what’s probably the single most irrelevant piece of news I will encounter all year: ‘India and Malaysia Recognize Cognac as a Protected Geographical Indication’ The release goes on to point out, almost orgasmically, … Continue reading

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Who Chooses The Wines For Official White House State Dinners?

State Dinners are affairs of such overwhelming pageantry that I, for one, can easily overlook the fact that although you and I pay for them, you and I are never invited to them. This latter truism is borne out by … Continue reading

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Michigan Wine: The Stats Are Stellar, Suckers

Controversy has surrounded wine competitions for years, and as the landscape changes, things aren’t getting any better. For example, in 2006, Wither Hills winemaker Brent Marris was accused of creating special blends for competitions while his lesser wine ended up … Continue reading

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Truly Irritating TV Ads: Like, ‘We Will Sell No Wine Before the Check Clears’

I spent two years in adverstising, and short of combat against concealed lunatics on Iwo Jima or being forced to watch another episode of Wizards of Waverly Place with my completely taste-free eleven year old, I can’t imagine a worse … Continue reading

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Biody-scam-ics? I’ll Drink; You Decide

As a disclaimer, yes I do have one of those blue eco-friendly Yuppie Guilt Boxes in my garage into which I dutifully deposit all my empty water bottles—most of which come from the island of Fiji aboard huge, oil-ravenous tankers—and … Continue reading

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Acid in Wine: A Brief and Profoundly Dull Tutorial

As far as I can tell, the only difference between wine and LSD is that one is legal and the other is not.  Oh, and one makes you feel horny and self confident, fun and brimming with bonhomie and the … Continue reading

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Ten Under Ten: Value Wines for Vicious Times

Eco-friendly, good.  Wallet-friendly, even gooder.  Just because the economy has sluiced down the global dumper is no reason to sign the temperance pledge; instead, you need merely adjust your drinking thinking. For example, some of the world’s most intriguing wine … Continue reading

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Meat-Free Wines Especially For Vegans

I’ve been asked what kind of wine to serve with fish, but never until now what kind of fish gets added to wine. The question came from a ‘vegan,’ that odd genus of vegetarian so extreme in their commitment that … Continue reading

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Millennial Wine Drinkers Come of Age

The other day I received an email talking up wine to Generation Y—a.k.a., Millennials, a.k.a. Echo Boomers, a.k.a. the MTV Generation, a.k.a. etc.  Apparently, along the way, while I had my nose in a snifter, Gen Y metamorphosed from being … Continue reading

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