Chris Kassel is a respected anti-journalist specializing in life, liberty and the pursuit of Happy Hour. Over twenty years, he has developed an international reputation for his
horrifically childish iconoclastic view of the wine industry. First introduced to wine at the workhouses of Northwest Detroit where he was raised, he went on to become a sommelier and to manage award-winning wine programs at orphanages, state mental hospitals and day-care centers throughout the Midwest.
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