Monthly Archives: April 2015

Springtime Cocktails à Go-Go!

Posted on April 23, 2015 by intoxreport

When someone from an upscale firm in uptown Manhattan queries you regarding ‘re-creating’ some springtime drink recipes, you know they are not only going to be scenester ‘it’ drinks, but boisterously, excruciatingly, insuppressibly so. So, if you agree (as I … Continue reading →

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Mona Elisa’s Smile

Posted on April 22, 2015 by intoxreport

Why are infectious smiles called infectious smiles?  I get the semantics; if you are in the presence of someone with a perpetual, ear-to-ear grin you find yourself emulating it with some sort of Zelig-quality compulsion.  But infectious sounds so STD-ish; … Continue reading →

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Orange Is The New Misogyny?

Posted on April 20, 2015 by intoxreport

What’s that they say about arguing on the internet?  Even if you win, you’re still a misogynist pig with woman-hating issues stemming from childhood? Something like that.  In any case, I was labeled such (and worse) by a somewhat rabid … Continue reading →

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Richard Mayson, Quinta do Centro And A Bunch Of Unrelated Stuff

Posted on April 19, 2015 by intoxreport

How does the road from Coronation Street to Alentejano, Portugal get lost on Selden and 2nd in Detroit? Listen my children and you shall hear Of a noontime ride in the wine frontier. I’m a huge fan of Alentejano, both … Continue reading →

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Steadfast Sancerre Stands Strong Amid War Of The Words

Posted on April 12, 2015 by intoxreport

I believe I have finally begun to grow up.  I am about to discuss an article written by a colleague named Beppi Crosariol, in which I intend to spend zero minutes making jokes about his preposterous name, but rather, will focus … Continue reading →

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