Category Archives: ENGLAND

I Drink, Therefore I Am: British Doctors Rail Against Abstinence

Posted on January 4, 2012 by intoxreport

Sometimes, when the British are funny they know it—AbFab, Monty Python, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers. And sometimes when they’re funny, they don’t—grownups who still have freckles, rich people with different accents than poor people, calling cigarettes ‘fags’, chavs—especially those who incessantly … Continue reading →

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Bubbles For New Year’s Eve—England ‘n’ France, Sparkles ‘n’ Spats

Posted on December 31, 2011 by intoxreport

Little known Champagne fact: Dom Perignon did not say, “I’m drinking stars,” he said, “I’m seeing stars” after being clubbed over the head by a British arquebus. Verily, there’s been little love lost between France and England over the centuries, … Continue reading →

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English Wine: A Convenient Truth

Posted on October 28, 2011 by intoxreport

Among the reefs upon which English culture has traditionally foundered are the following: Oral hygiene, naming food (spotted dick, bubble and squeak, blood pudding… Seriously?), failing to be suitably deferential to Americans for kicking arse in 1776, then winning World … Continue reading →