…And support the cause. Over the years (deny it if you can, ardent acolytes) I have offered you over a million random, sometimes made-up and often very long, confusing words without seeking so much as a nickel’s worth of remuneration, even from those of you I didn’t openly insult, and now, to paraphrase the words of the immortal—if dead—JFK, the time has come for you to step forward:
‘Ask not what Chris Kassel can do for me. Rather, ask what I can do for Chris Kassel.’
firstname.lastname@example.org for orders of ten or more; I’ll give you a 20% discount on the list price of $12.95 (plus shipping and handling by one of my marriageable teenage daughters).
Do it now and avoid lawsuits.