Intoxicology Report Endorses Candidate Clinton

In an unprecedented move, the normally apolitical, unreadable and non-committal Intoxicology Report  makes its first ever Presidential endorsement.

“Let’s return the Oval Office to rich white lawyers and forget all this idealism bullshit.”

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2 Responses to Intoxicology Report Endorses Candidate Clinton

  1. Dame Wine says:

    Ahaha.. you are brilliant!

  2. Jeff Callahan says:

    I think it’s high time the wine industry gets involved in political endorsements! This is true, because no matter who wins this year’s presidential election, alcohol consumption should go up exponentially.

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