Dear Riedel: ‘Hand-blown’ is an Oxymoron, You Twats

SIGNIn an effort to take some of the legal heat off my blood brother Ron Washam, consider this the journalistic equivalent of a mother duck faking a broken wing to distract the predators from her loved ones.

I urge all wine bloggers to do the same: Write something particularly nasty about those glassholes at Riedel and  see how many frivolous lawsuits they can afford to bring at one time.

Especially since most of us make less in a week than their lawyers charge per hour.

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